You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?
The only rule: Each of the entries had to work as a standalone quote, sans context, which in most cases, made them even funnier.
Relive some of the best "Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets." —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 1"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." —Jack, Season 1, Episode 3"So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 4"No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama." —Liz, Season 1, Episode 5"You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan.
You can read about that on the Interweb." —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 20"Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married." —Jack, Season 2, Episode 1"Never go with a hippie to a second location." —Jack, Season 2, Episode 4"Look how Greenzo's testing!
They love him in every demographic—colored people, broads, fairies, commies. " —Tracy, Season 2, Episode 6"Lemon, what happened?
I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. " —Tracy, Season 1, Episode 17"Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Spaceman, Season 1, Episode 18"I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness." —Jack, Season 1, Episode 19"The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans.